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// the smoking gun
"Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant to the user's query."
— OpenAI internal system prompt · GPT-5.5 · April 2026
they even put it in their twitter bio.
ChatGPT Twitter bio showing the raccoon ban
// mission path
Live
Phase 01
Enter
the Dumpster
  • Launch on pump.fun
  • Deploy website
  • OpenAI lore drops on X
  • First 500 holders
Soon
Phase 02
Into
the Wild.
  • 5,000 holders
  • Raydium listing
  • Viral X campaign
  • Dexscreener trending
Phase 03
Raccoon
Season
  • CEX listings
  • 25,000 holders
  • Community raids
  • Sam Altman notices us
Phase 04
Officially
Unbanned
  • 100,000 holders
  • Top 10 meme coin
  • We were always the plan
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